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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9782
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)

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Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759070)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194221) - you deserved it (126799)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264727) - you deserved it (62336)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm playing basketball with mah little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he hered that word, he respondd with "Daddy calls you that when you're around." FML

#112335
77 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned se's ome alone and tat se was really really lonely. Se offered fir me to come over and watc a few movies wit er, and as I got prepared to leave se sent me a text saying " can u pick up my friend Spencer? " FML

#92040
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (2885)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:42pm - love - by batman123 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799241) - you deserved it (83493)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241572) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83264) - you deserved it (11003)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

TODAY, MA WIFE, IN ER MAGNIFICENT WEDDING DRESS, AD ER PERIOD DURING TE CEREMONY. HOW DID I FIND OUT? TE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DID. FML

#505
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (2540)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today , I Was At A Restaurant With A Girl I Like , An As I Was Getting Mah Wallet Out , I Dropped A Condom. She Didn't See Anything , An I Didn't Dare Pick It Up In Case I Drew Attention To The "object". The Waiter Walked Past , Picked Up , An Held It Out To Me With A Huge Grin. FML

#326
34 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

#8
237 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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