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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9781
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)

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Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230918) - you deserved it (28945)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365919) - you deserved it (41140)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38071) - you deserved it (86236)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18458)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97078) - you deserved it (9157)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182839) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Yesterday , I asked boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be . I was thrd . My mom was second . FML

#710815
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97479) - you deserved it (16090)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

#709735
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106136) - you deserved it (7831)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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