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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by anonymous4991 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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