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by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 10:00am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by nothingdoes / 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm / United States / Intimacy
by just_friends / 10/27/2010 at 1:19pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by oaksac191 / 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by anouk05 / 10/15/2010 at 1:13am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 7:19pm / Brazil (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous
by caughtorangehanded / 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
- Today, I tried to get the weird annoying chick at work to pick up my shift for me so I could go and… Today, a cockroach fell from my ceiling when I was getting in bed. This was 10PM when it happened.… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm…