About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)
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ysrhael's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
by Carmen / 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
by ac32 / 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
by Shamdog48 / 04/11/2011 at 11:08am / United States (New York) / Work
by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by blower / 04/11/2011 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by a man / 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML
by Frazzled / 04/10/2011 at 6:59am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
by Ouch / 04/10/2011 at 4:55am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Monique / 04/10/2011 at 2:50am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
by Sid / 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…