About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)
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Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
by scottskidee / 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by ihaveahome / 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by JT / 04/12/2011 at 10:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
by sadcase / 04/12/2011 at 10:01am / Australia / Health
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
by BrokeAndPsst / 04/12/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ILiveWithMorons / 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by drunkluv / 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm / Australia / Love
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by shorty / 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
by Got_any_grapes1 / 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her,… Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like,… Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else…