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ysrhael
  • Town/Country : Rawr, Brazilië
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7108
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)

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Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

#16169595
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36326) - you deserved it (2946)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

#16169430
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13413) - you deserved it (32141)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54840) - you deserved it (3658)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

#16168772
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49451) - you deserved it (2811)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:40am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102953) - you deserved it (13928)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34611) - you deserved it (12375)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

#16167560
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26362) - you deserved it (6916)

On 05/14/2011 at 2:50am - kids - by whytoday - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (4684)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35821) - you deserved it (4155)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37776) - you deserved it (3571)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

#16161351
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32259) - you deserved it (7684)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37722) - you deserved it (3522)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
531 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31970) - you deserved it (17615)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (1969)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (3680)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)



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