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Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States
Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -
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