About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)
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ysrhael's favorite FMLs
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by kacysospacyy / 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Animals
by evilwater / 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by brsoxgirl / 07/15/2011 at 1:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
by gross / 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm / Canada / Intimacy
by bym5052 / 07/14/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by alek / 07/14/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Work
by j1hill33 / 07/14/2011 at 1:09am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
by skidoosh / 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
by argh / 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
by sorehead / 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my dog gave birth while I was school. My fucked up mom decided we didn't have the money too… Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner because my gym membership wasn't supposed to be taken out… Today, I decided it would be a good idea to take a seasonal allergy benadryl because I can't sleep,…