About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)
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by RJB / 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
by Branski / 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
by Rick / 07/28/2011 at 6:51am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Shelbitchh / 07/28/2011 at 5:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
by Champion the wonder horse / 07/28/2011 at 4:15am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
by Not That Old / 07/28/2011 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by IIIlibras / 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…