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Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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On 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands
Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)
Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 4:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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