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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57860) - you deserved it (3308)

On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45210) - you deserved it (14609)

On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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