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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53207) - you deserved it (6911)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53033) - you deserved it (5954)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34854) - you deserved it (4797)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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