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About youtubetre : Just an artist fond of music (especially Green Day , Evanescance ,Supertramp , Gun 'n' Roses and Depeche Mode) , playing in a rock band with friends, just for fun . Can play battery , piano and electric guitar . Interested in art , girls,photography , cinema ... Have been a model for two years love Paris , my town & meet new people . Get four nice tatoos .Something else ?
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Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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