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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 August 1988 (27 years)
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Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML


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On 08/04/2009 at 8:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML


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