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About youtubetre : Fond of music (especially Green Day , Evanescance ,Queen,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Sum 41 and Lenny Kravitz) , is playing in a rock group with friends, just for fun . Can play battery and electric guitar . Interested in fashion, girls,photography , cinema ... Have been a model for two years but got so bored . Love Paris , my town and go running with new people . Get four nice tatoos .What else ? Oh yeah I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton
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