Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

youtubetre

Offline (the 03/27/2014 at 9:59pm) | Search for a member

youtubetre

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 August 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1791
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About youtubetre : Just an artist fond of music (especially Green Day , Evanescance ,Supertramp , Gun 'n' Roses and Depeche Mode) , playing in a rock band with friends, just for fun . Can play battery , piano and electric guitar . Interested in art , girls,photography , cinema ... Have been a model for two years love Paris , my town & meet new people . Get four nice tatoos .Something else ?
.Message me if you wanna know more

youtubetre's page activity

Visits<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 11:08am<b>zeriously95</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 5:18am<b>tuckit</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 8:53pm<b>Xotoolyxo</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 4:36pm<b>atl904</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 10:04pm<b>mattdlv</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 12:40pm<b>daniela521</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 4:23pm<b>Thexba</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 6:38am<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 2:51pm<b>reneetlovesyou</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 12:18am<b>inteli3</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 1:47pm<b>FindingYujin</b> - the 12/21/2013 at 9:43am<b>Candy72715</b> - the 12/20/2013 at 11:52pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 5:26pm<b>colbymen</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 11:54am<b>oops993</b> - the 10/22/2013 at 12:47am<b>ex_omer</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 9:51am<b>ssgirll98</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 1:51pm

youtubetre's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of youtubetre's badges

youtubetre's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

#19692459
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (2113)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

#19667339
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (2084)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

#19667338
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23737) - you deserved it (2056)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (6219)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (5917)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57193) - you deserved it (3097)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43754) - you deserved it (2757)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

#19306570
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26978) - you deserved it (3922)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (6074)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (21209)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (2842)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

#18037995
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49436) - you deserved it (3857)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51590) - you deserved it (4780)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45335) - you deserved it (17085)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I came back from my 3 month vacation from France. During my vacation I lost 32lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

#5064368
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43670) - you deserved it (4184)

On 09/05/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by nikkiquila_0699 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: