About yoursmileishawt : I'm Angel and I'm Italian but live and grew up in Chicago so I speak Italian and English. Model-probably about to quit soon. Really into animal rehabilitation and Assassin's Creed. if you live in Illinois and you wanna hang out that'd be cool. you can even kill me if you want. $60 tho. Oh, except I stay away from all drugs and alcohol, so.
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by scarredforlife / 02/12/2016 at 4:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
by me / 01/02/2016 at 3:25am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:26am / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids
Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML
by SilentSin / 08/24/2015 at 10:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2015 at 8:37am / Portugal (Lisboa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health
by MoxleyCrue / 08/17/2015 at 3:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by extremereviews / 08/16/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by it's awkward / 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 1:18am / Canada / Miscellaneous
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…