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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2552
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yoursmileishawt : hi I am angela and I'm really bad at answering people :$

yoursmileishawt's page activity

Visits<b>knightofdarkness</b> - 21 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:23pm<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:46pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:55pm<b>mrs_premadonna</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 2:29pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:08pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:39pm<b>boeglie</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:22pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 7:27pm<b>luvsumer</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 6:38pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:27am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:31pm<b>ssm04</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:01am<b>crisanba</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:28pm<b>krd123</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:50pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Thenextguyover</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:27am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 3:41am

Fucked!<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:46am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:10pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:55am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:31pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:12am<b>ColbyGB</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:25am<b>SamBeast</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:07pm<b>jpc1995</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:13pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:39am<b>swolenigga</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:50pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:17pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:33pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:45am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 6:46pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:49am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 5:54am<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:36pm

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yoursmileishawt's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (2491)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (3646)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (5422)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35909) - you deserved it (2916)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

#21383638
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2030)

On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43635) - you deserved it (2940)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (3276)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

#21380370
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (13594)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (2152)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (284) - you deserved it (9885)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

#21376941
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34732) - you deserved it (3896)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (6352)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

#21371640
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26730) - you deserved it (6212)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)



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