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  • Town/Country : elgin, usa
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1989 (22 years)
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Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (5688)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (4854)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by kylie (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24893) - you deserved it (1922)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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