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yourlifesfucked
  • Town/Country : Syracuse, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 855
  • Number of comments : 300
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About yourlifesfucked : Nothing too interesting about me. I go on this site for laughs like most everyone else, usually while in class or at work.
I hunt
I fish
I like to shoot guns
I have a Boxer named Bowser. He is adorable.
Are you even reading this still? Don't you have something better to do?

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Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

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273 comments

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

#18512301
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6058) - you deserved it (27577)

On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25370) - you deserved it (2062)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
273 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (7979)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
178 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
88 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
78 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

#14175319
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23987) - you deserved it (9426)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)



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