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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 895
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML

by / 10/24/2015 at 11:39pm / United States / Work

Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

by PhoenixChick / 09/08/2015 at 2:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML

by NotCollegeBound / 08/20/2015 at 3:21am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

by MedChew / 05/08/2015 at 8:46am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm / Australia / Animals

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

by superscript / 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids

Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

by chiahuahualove / 02/05/2014 at 9:26am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

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Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 2:02pm / United States (Texas) / Health