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About yourWIFEandKIDS : Nothing really, I listen to deathcore and death metal. My favorite band is BMTH. Despite what I listen to, I\'m actually a really nice guy.
Oh, and my girlfriend left me for my best friend.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014