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  • Number of visits : 1098
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About yourWIFEandKIDS : Nothing really, I listen to deathcore and death metal. My favorite band is BMTH. Despite what I listen to, I\'m actually a really nice guy.
Oh, and my girlfriend left me for my best friend.

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Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25928) - you deserved it (8228)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

#14008430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26451) - you deserved it (6611)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (3895)

On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML

#13902066
95 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
153 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my ballet teacher decided to tell us, in detail, about the nasty staph infection she has on her boob. The whole time, she was scratching it. FML

#13895610
76 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 1:07am - health - by fightingkittens (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

#13853853
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32259) - you deserved it (2715)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24790) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42202) - you deserved it (8282)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. I was really excited until he asked, "Can we go halfsies on the ring?" FML

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

#13397431
206 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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