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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About youngsparrow : I'm your typical college student whose diet consist of caffeine and raw fish, yep.

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Visits<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - 41 minutes ago<b>jgwyh</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:38am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:17am<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:44pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:22pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Frenchtony</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 6:20am<b>Thenextguyover</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Kane322</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:09am<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 3:33am<b>WallyQ</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:21pm<b>pleasedie</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 8:32pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:37am<b>baseball27LD</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:58pm<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:53am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 3:23am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:29pm

Fucked!<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:29am<b>Thenextguyover</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 6:05am<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 9:33am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:23am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:49am<b>Pyneapple</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:21am<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:09am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:54pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 6:47am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 5:20am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:45pm<b>olpally</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 2:11am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:03pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 2:10am<b>GodPart2</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:43pm<b>sheba72</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 8:44am<b>tiptoe55</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 2:06pm

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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (2089)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (5215)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
96 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20240) - you deserved it (12280)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F..." the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML

#21425087
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (2037)

On 06/12/2015 at 5:09pm - misc - by BrakesNotBumpers (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23096) - you deserved it (2365)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
71 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
147 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
63 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

#21330296
77 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

#21325704
59 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32562) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (4049)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)



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