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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML


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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

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