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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)
Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 11:36am - health - by speedstick - United States
Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Sexylarry - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 9:10am - misc - by Eyebrowsgone - United States (California)
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)
Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version
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