nowhere close to perfect ........
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session, she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home, my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks. FML
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On 03/25/2009 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by motherdearest (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while having making love. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States
Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by kallieco (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
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