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  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 172182
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (53457)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11861) - you deserved it (99534)

On 05/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by Wick (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16257) - you deserved it (71595)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

#516140
83 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by motherdearest (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

#239413
160 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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