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Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by FUCKING POWER - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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On 06/26/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML

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On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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