About you_failed : Jen, my name is.
you_failed's FML badges
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
you_failed's favorite FMLs
by Richmond24 / 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by dimtsis / 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
by Whateversz / 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health
by highlandgirl10 / 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
by jjjjjjmmmmm92 / 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work
by awkwardsituation / 07/11/2010 at 4:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by lauren / 07/08/2010 at 12:51am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ZittyMii / 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm / United States (Colorado) / Geek
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
by embarrassed / 07/03/2010 at 3:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and…