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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

#13033071
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On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

#12650265
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

#12574406
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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML

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On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
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On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

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219 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)



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