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Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by huulo -

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

#13675018
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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

#13577689
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On 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
100 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

#13485741
145 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)



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