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Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Got Into A Car Accident!! Why? I Was Distracted By A Floating Spec Of Dust An Was Pretending I Was In Space!! FML

#14696721
183 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today , I Took The Motherboard Out Of Mah Computer So I Could Put More RAM And A New Video Card In. While I Was In The Bathroom Mah Mom Threw It All Out Because It 'looked Like Garbage'. Real FML

#14665828
113 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Took The Motherboard Out Of Mah Computer So I Could Put More RAM And A New Video Card In. While I Was In The Bathroom Mah Mom Threw It All Out Because It 'looked Like Garbage'. Real FML

#14665828
113 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry grlfriend for loosing at Wii Sports!! FML

#14654944
87 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady an her friend blockd the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice an being ignord, I pushd my way through. After getting past, I lookd back an noticd she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

#14650718
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On 01/20/2011 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
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I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML

#14605764
202 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I'm 19 yeres old and , having never been on a date , I agreed to let mah friend set me up . He was adorable , young , with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 yeres old . My friend tricked me into babysitting . FML

#14596277
85 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I maild out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realizd that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
52 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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