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Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25891) - you deserved it (6529)

On 03/03/2011 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

#15015592
72 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

#15015592
72 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

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109 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
72 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

#14849029
43 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
112 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
134 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

#14762941
187 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by fudgydiaper22 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
127 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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