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Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I took my iPhone to the Apple store to get an answer as to why the touch screen wasn't working properly. The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:56pm - misc - by Nark (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by roadrage (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was at soccer camp and was hit in the face with a ball. I walked to the nurse and asked for a napkin or tissues to help stop the bleeding. The only thing she could come up with? A tampon. I spent 20 minutes with a tampon shoved up my nostril in front of my laughing teammates. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by n_london (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by washed (woman) - United States (Texas)
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