Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

you_failed

Search for a member

you_failed

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11569
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About you_failed : Jen, my name is.

you_failed's page activity

Visits<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:27pm<b>dlm3212</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:02pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:42pm<b>Camwentz</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:26am<b>Gamer1616</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:22pm<b>kannan4</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:29am<b>Xsweglord420x</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Varieus</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:49am<b>bad_luck_blondie</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 12:53pm<b>porter1313</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:50am<b>NostalgiaFreak9</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:17pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:24am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:35pm<b>thrasher590</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 9:48pm<b>falsecut</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Nail9797</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:31am<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:35pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:28pm

Fucked!<b>Gamer1616</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:22am<b>Varieus</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:49pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:24pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:35am<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:26am

you_failed's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of you_failed's badges

you_failed's favorite FMLs

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29418) - you deserved it (9348)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36809) - you deserved it (4466)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (3269)

On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33981) - you deserved it (7374)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30065) - you deserved it (5183)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (3629)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (3629)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44245) - you deserved it (12864)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29570) - you deserved it (7750)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25423) - you deserved it (4709)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41592) - you deserved it (3365)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37167) - you deserved it (5470)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (6171)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (6171)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: