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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say "I Love You". So I told him to "say it already". Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 3:36pm - love - by Her (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)
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