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Today, on mah first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention!! Turns out he just moved here from Romania!! mega FML

#18014852
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8655) - you deserved it (68513)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, My Boyfriend's Jaw Was Swollen Due To Him Not Taking Care Of A Cracked Tooth. He's Convinced It Was Actually Caused By An STD, And Accused Me Of Giving It To Him. FML

#18005500
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (3243)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY 28-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN PRANKING ME ALL MY LIFE, PUTTD A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR. I SAT ON IT, WITH MY WHITE DRESS. ON MY WEDDING DAY. FML

#18004959
236 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , the looool student council gave us our senior class t-shrts. Our theme this year is "Striving 4 Excellence." Excellence was misspelld. FML

#17975485
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23620) - you deserved it (2644)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking mah drivers license test. looool FML

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old ladyho stopped that mah friendho was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , a fly got stuck up my nosehile I was giving a speech!! big fat FML

Today , a fly got stuck up my nosehile I was giving a speech!! big fat FML

Today , a fly got stuck up my nosehile I was giving a speech!! big fat FML

Today... mah grlfriend startd to plan our wedding. We've been going looool out 4 3 days. FML

#17794409
252 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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