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Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by SatelliteUser (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by SatelliteUser (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by hawaiianlovechild - United States
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by redisnotmycolor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight this shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow and I tugged to hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Unknown - United States
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)
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