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Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8752) - you deserved it (68971)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

#18005500
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32426) - you deserved it (3402)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66861) - you deserved it (4047)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (2414)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23728) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
157 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23158) - you deserved it (1986)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
253 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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