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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44758) - you deserved it (3371)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40356) - you deserved it (5615)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
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I agree, your life sucks (12265) - you deserved it (24682)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
303 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24282) - you deserved it (5030)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (3094)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
197 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
227 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
91 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38118) - you deserved it (4429)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38118) - you deserved it (4429)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML



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