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  • Town/Country : Chula Vista, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yomedudeo : I am a 17 year old boy from San Diego, California who excels at Physics and math but struggles with english (thank god for spell check) i read large books quite often and throughly enjoy the Drizzt Do'Urden series by R.A. Salvator. I have dyslexia and I am dating the most beautiful woman in the world Kayla Octaviano. I Plan to become a Solar Engineer in the future

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yomedudeo's favorite FMLs

Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML

#21517961
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/21/2016 at 9:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

#21488386
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20553) - you deserved it (1341)

On 11/04/2015 at 12:30pm - work - by apaterra - United States

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35397) - you deserved it (2449)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

#21467226
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19443) - you deserved it (31094)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27144) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (4349)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (3118)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40737) - you deserved it (3496)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (6420)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54438) - you deserved it (9070)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)



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