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yomedudeo

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  • Town/Country : Chula Vista, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yomedudeo : I am a 17 year old boy from San Diego, California who excels at Physics and math but struggles with english (thank god for spell check) i read large books quite often and throughly enjoy the Drizzt Do'Urden series by R.A. Salvator. I have dyslexia and I am dating the most beautiful woman in the world Kayla Octaviano. I Plan to become a Solar Engineer in the future

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Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (3000)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39305) - you deserved it (3375)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43920) - you deserved it (6245)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50345) - you deserved it (8436)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received does not actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing balance and slamming my injured toe into objects and then getting sick from that new pain. FML

#21128289
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (4473)

On 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm - health - by pained (woman) - United States

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65636) - you deserved it (32867)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

#20562056
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42259) - you deserved it (5461)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16440) - you deserved it (56011)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70214) - you deserved it (6590)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (6733)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

#3364803
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53806) - you deserved it (3356)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

#1091481
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64199) - you deserved it (14784)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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