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About yoloswagg54 : #YOLO is fucking retarded.

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Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51175) - you deserved it (7726)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML

#20057050
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I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (1470)

On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29735) - you deserved it (5706)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24435) - you deserved it (6736)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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