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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25085) - you deserved it (2696)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (2502)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26750) - you deserved it (2686)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)



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