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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ylirne : hi my name is emily if you want to know anything else feel free to message me!(:

except if you're over like way old and a perv thanks! (:

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Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (19264)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

#20936891
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39552) - you deserved it (3089)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48384) - you deserved it (5515)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)



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