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yesio12
  • Town/Country : Chicago, united states
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  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yesio12 : People will hate me, rate me, shake me, and break me. But how strong I stand is what makes me. Simple as that.

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Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50920) - you deserved it (2838)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man



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