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yenze's favorite FMLs
Today, I was reminded what poverty is like when I had to choose between buying food and buying pads. Now, I have to take constant bathroom breaks and wipe off my pad. I don't get paid until after my period ends. FML
by poorgirl / 05/17/2016 at 9:03am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 04/20/2016 at 10:34am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:28pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 7:32am / Netherlands / Love
by Anonymous / 01/28/2016 at 11:26am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
by BURGERT0WN USA / 01/10/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 10:22am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis and bought a mercedes along with a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
by adam / 12/05/2015 at 9:54am / Czech Republic / Money
Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2015 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
by yayibs / 12/03/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ujellybro234 / 12/01/2015 at 11:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
by ScreweD- / 11/16/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on…