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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML


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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML


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On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

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