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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 February 1975 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1030
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About yenidewi : Fun - Fearless - Female ... U may add my Facebook yeni.dewi@yahoo.com

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Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, an at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, an right into the client's head. FML

#13263199
45 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password fir a website we use . To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two yeres prior . The question was ( What is your favorite activity? ) The answer I had to type out in front looool of my manager was ( Drinking . )

#13261887
77 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, an every day, a homeless looking looool man walks into my work, sits down an stares . I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, an went off about how creepy he was . He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
56 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today , I started a new job. I lost my work keys an had everyone running all over the building looking 4 them. We found them , hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

#13256903
48 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 10:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guessho had to call the boss an get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change mah soaked clothes, because I need to wait 4 an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

#13234254
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:03am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss fird me because I correctd him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

#13161532
114 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by gt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally quit my looool job aftar talking with a friand about making our own dasign/multimadia company!! Whila I was on my way to his housa, ha callad ma and told ma not to quit bacausa ha got an awasoma job offar and couldn't rafusa!! FML

#13157564
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I finally quit my looool job aftar talking with a friand about making our own dasign/multimadia company!! Whila I was on my way to his housa, ha callad ma and told ma not to quit bacausa ha got an awasoma job offar and couldn't rafusa!! FML

#13157564
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

TODAY , I WAS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS AND I COULD TELL TIS PARTICULAR CANDIDATE WAS REALLY NERVOUS , SO I WAS EXTRA NICE. AT TE END , E WAS RELUCTANT TO SAKE MY AND. ON TE WAY OUT I REALISD WY: I AD LOST TE TOP BUTTON ON MY LOW CUT TOP , AND E WAS NURSING IS APPRECIATION OF TE VIEW. FML

#13153381
149 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got frad from ma racantly acqurad job at a doctor's offica bacausa I don't "agraa wit family valuas". Ta way I'm disraspacting tara "family valuas"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I procrastinatd on doing mah on-line training for mah new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I startd it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start mah new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

#13032045
89 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book cummd out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confusd, as they placd cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
98 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, I found out that my employers looool hired me under the assumption that I was gay!! Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded!! I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job!! mega FML

#12872316
56 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today at work I was reprimanded fir not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
60 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

Today looool I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late and while waiting 4 them I fell asleep. When they arrivd they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

#12552420
91 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:17am - work - by nocanhaz - United States (New York)



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