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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 February 1975 (39 years)
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  • Number of visits : 924
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About yenidewi : Fun - Fearless - Female ... U may add my Facebook yeni.dewi@yahoo.com

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Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

#14795725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28684) - you deserved it (5381)

On 02/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by Username -

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

#14740890
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (2915)

On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

#14729337
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5987) - you deserved it (34938)

On 01/27/2011 at 6:20am - work - by GHTD (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (27200)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (5961)

On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (5961)

On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

#13593951
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26199) - you deserved it (1971)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML

#13565475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24201) - you deserved it (2992)

On 10/23/2010 at 6:11pm - work - by level6 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (11896)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

#13493861
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (23829)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 2nd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 2nd floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

#13452838
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6860) - you deserved it (24108)

On 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm - work - by edodge (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

#13442719
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25718) - you deserved it (3293)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

#13383180
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8734) - you deserved it (29183)

On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (6548)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML

#13302610
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (2841)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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