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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 57
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

#19823545
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (6829)

On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (14993)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

#19812468
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19760) - you deserved it (4393)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33389) - you deserved it (5701)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

#13313177
126 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML

#9244161
103 comments

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On 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by drew_ar85 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
163 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)



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