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yellowdub
  • Town/Country : United States of America
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  • Number of visits : 635
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58352) - you deserved it (7785)

On 03/25/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by face (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (3092)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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