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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yellowaholic : I love animals, reading, video games, and art. (:

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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head fir spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards!! It wasn't until he dramatically screamed an dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter!! FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (44164)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband cummad claan to having an affair with mah sistar . I latar found out mah othar sistar ancouragad tha affair bacausa sha thought thay'd ba a cuta coupla . maga FML

#21194001
122 comments

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On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
182 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle!! The last piece didn't fit!! FML

#21191359
81 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I Couldn't Find Mah Vibrator. After Searching For An Hour I Decided To Ask Mah Husband. He Quickly Shook His Head No. We've Been Married For Ten Years. I Knowhen He's Lying. FML

#21190761
66 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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198 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree!! The signs hanging every 10 ft , plastered on every box , every wall , every corner , say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was , because there was no price tag!! This happens multiple times a day!! FML

#21189564
145 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML

#21189397
127 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today,hile Waiting For The Start Of A Concert, The Man Behind Me Decided To Pee Into A Cup. Then The Cup Tipped Over And Drained All Down My Leg. FML

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car , she looked over at me and said , "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first ishen she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

#21187469
145 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was screamed at by a lady fir riding mah bike too slowly in front of her car!! I was in the bike lane, an so was she!! FML

#21186463
86 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

a guy at work pulld me aside to tell me tat I probably souldn't be working a job were I ave to interact wit customers , cuz of ma autism. I don't ave autism. FML

#21185267
99 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by Badatlife (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML



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