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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head fir spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards!! It wasn't until he dramatically screamed an dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter!! FML
today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML
Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today , I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree!! The signs hanging every 10 ft , plastered on every box , every wall , every corner , say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was , because there was no price tag!! This happens multiple times a day!! FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML
Today , I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car , she looked over at me and said , "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first ishen she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML
Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015