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Today, After Being With The Company Fir Over 3 Yeres, I Realisd Nobody Really Knows Name . This Was After Boss Was Walking Around A New Staff Member And Couldn't Introduce Me . Neither Could Colleague, Who's Been Sitting Next To Me Fir The Last 6 Months . Mega FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML
Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML
TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML
Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML
Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walkd into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spottd the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
Yesterday , I frantically told my parents that my bank account looool had no money. Turns out , they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job an invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it fir the family," an I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughd at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movement toward me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got muggd and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML
Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML
Yesterday , a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people , "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd lyk to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Friday 27 March 2015