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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1132
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yellowaholic : I love animals, reading, video games, and art. (:

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Today, After Being With The Company Fir Over 3 Yeres, I Realisd Nobody Really Knows Name . This Was After Boss Was Walking Around A New Staff Member And Couldn't Introduce Me . Neither Could Colleague, Who's Been Sitting Next To Me Fir The Last 6 Months . Mega FML

#21358494
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31634) - you deserved it (3421)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38927) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36872) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, at mah daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults bood. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (3492)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walkd into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spottd the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

#21306439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26324) - you deserved it (1841)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm - work - by caterinette - Portugal

Yesterday , I frantically told my parents that my bank account looool had no money. Turns out , they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job an invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it fir the family," an I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40104) - you deserved it (2624)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, I have to deal with being laughd at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movement toward me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got muggd and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML

#21303774
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (4026)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

TODAY, I NOTICD MAH FISH WAS STILL HUNGRY AFTER FEEDING HIM EARLIER . I FIGURD, "EH, A LITTLE BIT MORE WON'T KILL HIM" . I WAS WRONG . FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (8321)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah co-worker threw a rubber mallet at mah face.. . an I broke mah finger in the process of saving mah face . She then told me to "take it up with HR.. . bitch" . She's the HR manager . FML

#21302927
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (2272)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday , a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people , "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd lyk to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

#21301098
121 comments


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