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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (4850)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36050) - you deserved it (5830)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

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350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (23827)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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206 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37444) - you deserved it (12245)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17043) - you deserved it (52881)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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