Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

yeahreally

Search for a member

yeahreally

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 40288
  • Number of comments : 347
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yeahreally : "Dance the night away because tomorrow we will look back and talk about good times now gone forever."

yeahreally's page activity

Visits<b>bo66ly</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 5:35am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 4:25pm<b>aron1991</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 7:39am<b>juliapereth</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:58pm<b>awkwardmess</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 5:09pm<b>bigruebs</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 11:39am<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 8:23pm<b>coolsoccer1234</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 2:50pm<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 7:15am<b>jaeaton</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 10:18pm<b>nathan16194</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:02pm<b>batman342</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:58pm<b>Joe_Valdez25</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 4:56pm<b>luke_preston</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 9:10am<b>ohishkabibble</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 4:56am<b>AlexRice</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 4:09am<b>PAsurvivor</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 11:08am<b>thesnypist8</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 1:53am

yeahreally's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of yeahreally's badges

yeahreally's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

#20442267
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (11107)

On 01/04/2013 at 5:13am - health - by idiot - Sweden

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML

#20435279
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by why? - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

#20430536
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (7046)

On 12/29/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by single once again (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

#20426821
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (25169)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML

#20424412
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17905) - you deserved it (20687)

On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50013) - you deserved it (4718)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

#20417936
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15098) - you deserved it (34943)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML

#20410172
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18037) - you deserved it (25415)

On 12/20/2012 at 11:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML

#20201125
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11885) - you deserved it (28004)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21620) - you deserved it (2298)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

#20189050
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20833) - you deserved it (1448)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22320) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7101) - you deserved it (17183)

On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

#20178699
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28001) - you deserved it (3228)

On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: