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About ydnar : adnar is my name (Randy) spelled backwards not very original but I don't care. I just wanted something to get me on here. I wanted to use the name Mr. Bill like the pic I'm using but it was already taken.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML