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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5933) - you deserved it (41647)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (5764) - you deserved it (20863)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (19559) - you deserved it (4174)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was so bored at work that I put a zip tie on my finger just for the excitement of trying to get it off. FML

#8880583 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (4933) - you deserved it (11038)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (3573) - you deserved it (13335)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

#8509924 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (2607) - you deserved it (26505)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

#7824554 (342)

I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (7314)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML

#2243 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (3794)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)